Vicky Vette Is Cumming On Cam [Christmas Parody]

You better watch now
You better undress
You're gonna say "WOW!"
She's moaning, "OH YES!"
Vicky Vette is cumming on cam!

She's taking a pic
And posting it twice
She already knows
That naughty IS nice!
Vicky Vette is cumming on cam!

I see her when she's camming
I see her fingers play
I see that her tits are so good
So go join the VNA!

(to the tune (obviously!) of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")

Away On A Porn Couch [Christmas Parody]

Away on a porn couch
No cash for a bed
A 20 year old MILF
Was giving me head.
She lubed up her ass,
"Fuck me hard!" did she say
My cum hit her big tits
Let's wrap for today.

(to the tune of "Away In A Manger")

Porn Make Ye Horny, Gentlemen [Christmas Parody]

My perverted parody of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen":

Porn make ye horny, gentlemen,
Watch DVDs risque
For spanking on your monkey
Should be done every day
To keep our balls from being blue
When we can't get a lay:
O moaning and buttsex and jizz,
Buttsex and jizz,
O moaning and buttsex and jizz.