Friday, February 5, 2010
Porn Quick Review: Barely Legal #87
Barely Legal #87 is a top-notch film in Hustler's Barely Legal series. The best scene, #1, features a young, just out of the shower Angelina Armani (credited as Arianna Armani) in an eager fuck-fest. Her natural beauty shines through with no makeup, and she lights up with the intensity of her cock-love (and it's worth watching the "Behind The Scenes" feature just to hear her talk about getting into porn because she craved dick).
Scene #2 is with cutie Deena Daniels, and the highlight is her squirting orgasm which leaves her and her partner soaked and glistening (though astute viewers may notice some out-of-sequence cuts as she goes from wet to dry to wet). Extremely cute Cameron Love gives an energetic "on the kitchen table" fuck in scene #3, a close runner-up to Angelina Armani's feature-stealing performance. Scene #4 is the weak point of the film. Jayla Starr is cute by normal standards, but too much foundation over bad skin and alternately passive and too-abrupt movement make her the least desirable showing in the lineup. Scene #5 features hardbodied cutie Jessica Young in a car-wash setup that keeps her skin wet and glistening.
The DVD is anamorphic widescreen that shows off its young stars through good lighting and camera work.
Overall, Barely Legal #87 is a fantastic entry into the "Barely Legal" series, worthy of repeated one-handed viewing. I rate it 4 1/2 stars, and it's a must-have for Angelina Armani's scene. Get it from Adult DVD Empire!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Porn Review: Cougar Club 2
The Cougar Club, Volume 2 from 3rd Degree is a modern-day look at some of the leading ladies from my perverted youth, when the Playboy between the mattresses was esteemed and an actual porn flick was a precious pearl beyond compare.
Shayla LaVeaux, a particular crush of at least one horny youth, kicks things off with a hot scene featuring a motorcycle and knee-high black leather boots. Energetic standing doggie style turns into a standing split with her muscular body writhing. Age has treated her well and she is supple but firm, and still with a hungry look on her face. They move to cowgirl on a futon and the back view of her long thick hair and shapely ass is pleasing. Shayla has worked up a nice sheen of sweat when they get to reverse cowgirl, and her nipples stand proud from her much younger woman's tits. The way she arches her back and moves her hips is entrancing, and the last hungry look she gives the camera while rubbing cum into her tits is timeless.
Debi Diamond (scene 2) also exudes an ageless sexiness, though time has not treated her body quite as well. Her breasts are natural, older woman breasts, past their prime but still very touchable. She takes on two young studs, including a bravo performance fingering her own asshole while straddling one dick and sucking another. She shows her chops with hard anal sex in about every position from both guys, culminating in double penetration. Her energy is amazing, and she is rewarded with a face full of cum.
Scene 3 belongs to Ginger Lynn, whose body of film is legendary. She radiates an aura of sex as if she's no closer to being satisfied than she was in her heyday. She begins by sucking her partner's slightly-limp dick, and when it emerges from her mouth, it's become rock hard. Assless chaps and doggie style show off her larger but still hot bottom. They change to spoon, first straight fucking and then anal sex. Her tummy is thick and cute, and her pussy lips are reddened and hot. She is more passive than when she was younger during sex--but it would still be a dream to fuck Ginger Lynn.
Teri Weigel was a staple of Playboy until she went hardcore--and she did that with a frenzied intensity of flying dark hair and bouncing tits. Thanks to implants, her tits still look massive and firm, and her full lips look great giving a blowjob. Some energy has definitely gone out of her fuck. She's still hot as hell though, and relishes the thick jet of spooge across her mouth, and her cummy smile is a winner.
Porcelain-skinned, redheaded Brittany O'Connell ends the film with scene 5. She is easily the best-preserved in the movie and has a seductive rather than overtly sexual manner. Her reverse cowgirl is a skilled, twisty dick dance. Her tits are either the best-preserved breasts in history or the perfect implants, all fullness, bounce, and firmness. Brittany has a studded pussy topped with a downy ginger patch, and she slides over and over along his cock. She too ends up with cum on her face and tits to match a hungry, sexy smile.
Picture and camera work are good, bright enough to show what the average porn viewer wants to see but not so bright as to be harsh to the occasional wrinkle or sag these ladies might have accumulated through the passing years. Quality is high on the anamorphic widescreen DVD presentation.
The Cougar Club, Volume 2 earns its 3 1/2 stars from me on the strength of the ladies' transcendent charisma, sexiness, and carnality that has nothing to do with age. MILF lovers, fans from days gone by, and anyone who appreciates porn that is about the search for satisfaction rather than perfection should check it out from Adult DVD Empire.
Shayla LaVeaux, a particular crush of at least one horny youth, kicks things off with a hot scene featuring a motorcycle and knee-high black leather boots. Energetic standing doggie style turns into a standing split with her muscular body writhing. Age has treated her well and she is supple but firm, and still with a hungry look on her face. They move to cowgirl on a futon and the back view of her long thick hair and shapely ass is pleasing. Shayla has worked up a nice sheen of sweat when they get to reverse cowgirl, and her nipples stand proud from her much younger woman's tits. The way she arches her back and moves her hips is entrancing, and the last hungry look she gives the camera while rubbing cum into her tits is timeless.
Debi Diamond (scene 2) also exudes an ageless sexiness, though time has not treated her body quite as well. Her breasts are natural, older woman breasts, past their prime but still very touchable. She takes on two young studs, including a bravo performance fingering her own asshole while straddling one dick and sucking another. She shows her chops with hard anal sex in about every position from both guys, culminating in double penetration. Her energy is amazing, and she is rewarded with a face full of cum.
Scene 3 belongs to Ginger Lynn, whose body of film is legendary. She radiates an aura of sex as if she's no closer to being satisfied than she was in her heyday. She begins by sucking her partner's slightly-limp dick, and when it emerges from her mouth, it's become rock hard. Assless chaps and doggie style show off her larger but still hot bottom. They change to spoon, first straight fucking and then anal sex. Her tummy is thick and cute, and her pussy lips are reddened and hot. She is more passive than when she was younger during sex--but it would still be a dream to fuck Ginger Lynn.
Teri Weigel was a staple of Playboy until she went hardcore--and she did that with a frenzied intensity of flying dark hair and bouncing tits. Thanks to implants, her tits still look massive and firm, and her full lips look great giving a blowjob. Some energy has definitely gone out of her fuck. She's still hot as hell though, and relishes the thick jet of spooge across her mouth, and her cummy smile is a winner.
Porcelain-skinned, redheaded Brittany O'Connell ends the film with scene 5. She is easily the best-preserved in the movie and has a seductive rather than overtly sexual manner. Her reverse cowgirl is a skilled, twisty dick dance. Her tits are either the best-preserved breasts in history or the perfect implants, all fullness, bounce, and firmness. Brittany has a studded pussy topped with a downy ginger patch, and she slides over and over along his cock. She too ends up with cum on her face and tits to match a hungry, sexy smile.
Picture and camera work are good, bright enough to show what the average porn viewer wants to see but not so bright as to be harsh to the occasional wrinkle or sag these ladies might have accumulated through the passing years. Quality is high on the anamorphic widescreen DVD presentation.
The Cougar Club, Volume 2 earns its 3 1/2 stars from me on the strength of the ladies' transcendent charisma, sexiness, and carnality that has nothing to do with age. MILF lovers, fans from days gone by, and anyone who appreciates porn that is about the search for satisfaction rather than perfection should check it out from Adult DVD Empire.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Porn Review: Cum On My Hairy Pussy 9
Cum On My Hairy Pussy 9 is one of the absolute best installments in Devil's Film's ongoing tribute to Bush.
Candy Sweet begins scene 1 with the cliched "visit to the doctor" porn meme. A stethoscope examination is the impetus for removal of clothing. Candy is a very sweet-smiled brunette with a cute and unique beauty mark/mole on her face. I have a feeling the "doctor" is in fact *not* a certified medical professional--a stethoscopic examination of the mons pubis is no procedure I am aware of! The doctor is able to quickly determine that hair spills all around the pubic area in thick curls. The unorthodox medical examination continues with vaginal testing by both finger and tongue of the doctor. Candy must have one of the "Cadillac" insurance plans we've been hearing about. In a surprise reversal of doctor/patient roles, Candy begins an oral examination of this quack's penis.
Further tests seem to be proven necessary and Candy has decided that the most accurate diagnosis can be achieved by inserting the doctor's penis into her vagina. The examination progresses back to oral evaluation of penis condition while Candy's hand tests scrotum response and functionality. Penis-based interior vaginal testing then continues in multiple positions--the doctor at least appears exhaustive in his methodology. If I were Candy, though, I might find his CTT (clitoral-tongue-tasting) test to be a bit cursory. Perhaps if Candy had given as thorough a review of his medical credentials as to his rear-entry coital technique she might have gotten more from her visit to the doctor. It cannot be said that she gets nothing from seeing the doctor; she leaves with a sperm sample injected into her vagina Perhaps this doctor is a closet physicist; he is clearly interested in the effect of gravity upon semen expelled into the female genitalia through coitus and orgasm.
Pale-breasted, shy-looking Abbey is the talent for scene 2. Her bush is lightly covered in downy-soft long hair. She shyly strokes her pussy and inserts two fingers before using a red liquid filled crystal dildo in her twat. Her partner has her lick first the dildo, then his cock, and then his ass. She takes his dick in a boob-shaking reverse cowgirl, spreading her legs widely to reveal the extent of her furburger. Doggie style treats the viewer to some nice pussy gapes when he pulls his dick out. I like the pink paleness of her areolas and nipples, and also like that she smiles more and more as she's fucked. Her pussy still shows a nice gape as she rubs the spooge in.
Laura in scene 3 is a thin-waisted brunette with a kind face. She has a hairy pussy. Wait, let me phrase this right: she has a HAIRY PUSSY. She gives my standard of hairiness (and possibly my reason for adoring a jungle of a bush) a run for the money. (That's the girl in the orgy scene at the end of Traci I Love You if you're curious (which you should be).) She warms up with a clear silicone dick before the real thing goes first in her mouth and then her cunt. He's a very tight fit in her ass as several firm strokes there wave her labia at the viewer. His cock goes quickly on a cross-country circuit from dirt road to love tunnel to mouth. She keeps her legs well-spread to show her delightful pubic hair thicket. The highlight is intense reverse cowgirl and doggie style anal sex showing both orifices in all their glory. Her anus has a slight tracework of long hair around its red, cock-abused center. Alternation between anal sex and pussy fucking continues throughout the scene. Sweat and pussy juice begins to bead up in her pubic hair, a mix to which love butter is soon added.
Scene 4 stars Lola, a shorthaired dirty blonde with a round, sexy face. She slips her red dress to her waist, exposing handful-size tits and lacy red panties. Lola also has a hairy pussy. (I'm beginning to sense a pattern here!) She is of the longer, lighter variety instead of the "Heart of Darkness" wild look. Lola's outer pussy lips are quite full, hiding the inner labia until she spreads wide. She too uses a glass crystal dildo but puts it aside to show her blowjob talents when a cock appears. It's a treat to see her swollen pussy lips swallow the dick. She puts her whole body into fucking and then dick-sucking, with a side of ass-licking for good measure. Moving the whole upper body is, I suspect, the ergonomically-correct blowjob technique; probably much easier on neck and shoulders. Lola's flexibility is without question as she raises a leg by her face for deeper penetration. One of the best shots shows her hand playing with her furry mound with her nipples and shadowy underboob at the top of the screen. Lola seems to be a considerate partner, treating him to a toe-sucking while he rams his dick into her doggie-style. The fucking soon produces the desired result of spunk on her hairpie, and her cummy lips seem to quiver as she rubs them.
Blonde pink dream Victoria Rush gets the Devil's Film cover girl and final scene. Her tits are large, round, and natural-looking with giant dark areolas. Her bush is sort of a "gone to seed" Brazilian, super-long and thick down the landing strip and much shorter down the sides. She gets the best muff-diving in addition to the coveted pimp spot in the lineup. His tonguing spreads her dark outer and dusky inner lips to show her delicate pink vulva. First insertion is reverse cowgirl, and already there's body fluid on her hairy cunt. Victoria gets full marks for genre understanding, sensually running her fingers through her bush without blocking our view of the cock enjoying her pussy. She smiles a brilliant white smile while rear-entry fucking shakes her tits and ass. Camerawork is excellent, alternating between closeup insertion and full-body fuck shots with the occasional zoom on dark nipples. Victoria smiles throughout when she's not arching her back or head in pleasure. Her hairy beaver hides the inner lips unless she's spreading them. Victoria's best smile greets the thick white jizz on her bush as she rubs her fingers luxuriously through it.
The DVD is typical Devil's Film quality, shot in HD anamorphic widescreen, well-lit throughout, and choosing positions that maximize viewing of both penetration and hairy female genitalia. Menus allow direct selection of each scene and chapter breaks occur at position changes.
Cum On My Hairy Pussy 9 features a beautiful lineup of hairy-bushed girls in a well-presented DVD. It's one of the best in the series, a solid 4 1/2 Star porn flick. Pick it up from Adult DVD Empire!
Candy Sweet begins scene 1 with the cliched "visit to the doctor" porn meme. A stethoscope examination is the impetus for removal of clothing. Candy is a very sweet-smiled brunette with a cute and unique beauty mark/mole on her face. I have a feeling the "doctor" is in fact *not* a certified medical professional--a stethoscopic examination of the mons pubis is no procedure I am aware of! The doctor is able to quickly determine that hair spills all around the pubic area in thick curls. The unorthodox medical examination continues with vaginal testing by both finger and tongue of the doctor. Candy must have one of the "Cadillac" insurance plans we've been hearing about. In a surprise reversal of doctor/patient roles, Candy begins an oral examination of this quack's penis.
Further tests seem to be proven necessary and Candy has decided that the most accurate diagnosis can be achieved by inserting the doctor's penis into her vagina. The examination progresses back to oral evaluation of penis condition while Candy's hand tests scrotum response and functionality. Penis-based interior vaginal testing then continues in multiple positions--the doctor at least appears exhaustive in his methodology. If I were Candy, though, I might find his CTT (clitoral-tongue-tasting) test to be a bit cursory. Perhaps if Candy had given as thorough a review of his medical credentials as to his rear-entry coital technique she might have gotten more from her visit to the doctor. It cannot be said that she gets nothing from seeing the doctor; she leaves with a sperm sample injected into her vagina Perhaps this doctor is a closet physicist; he is clearly interested in the effect of gravity upon semen expelled into the female genitalia through coitus and orgasm.
Pale-breasted, shy-looking Abbey is the talent for scene 2. Her bush is lightly covered in downy-soft long hair. She shyly strokes her pussy and inserts two fingers before using a red liquid filled crystal dildo in her twat. Her partner has her lick first the dildo, then his cock, and then his ass. She takes his dick in a boob-shaking reverse cowgirl, spreading her legs widely to reveal the extent of her furburger. Doggie style treats the viewer to some nice pussy gapes when he pulls his dick out. I like the pink paleness of her areolas and nipples, and also like that she smiles more and more as she's fucked. Her pussy still shows a nice gape as she rubs the spooge in.
Laura in scene 3 is a thin-waisted brunette with a kind face. She has a hairy pussy. Wait, let me phrase this right: she has a HAIRY PUSSY. She gives my standard of hairiness (and possibly my reason for adoring a jungle of a bush) a run for the money. (That's the girl in the orgy scene at the end of Traci I Love You if you're curious (which you should be).) She warms up with a clear silicone dick before the real thing goes first in her mouth and then her cunt. He's a very tight fit in her ass as several firm strokes there wave her labia at the viewer. His cock goes quickly on a cross-country circuit from dirt road to love tunnel to mouth. She keeps her legs well-spread to show her delightful pubic hair thicket. The highlight is intense reverse cowgirl and doggie style anal sex showing both orifices in all their glory. Her anus has a slight tracework of long hair around its red, cock-abused center. Alternation between anal sex and pussy fucking continues throughout the scene. Sweat and pussy juice begins to bead up in her pubic hair, a mix to which love butter is soon added.
Scene 4 stars Lola, a shorthaired dirty blonde with a round, sexy face. She slips her red dress to her waist, exposing handful-size tits and lacy red panties. Lola also has a hairy pussy. (I'm beginning to sense a pattern here!) She is of the longer, lighter variety instead of the "Heart of Darkness" wild look. Lola's outer pussy lips are quite full, hiding the inner labia until she spreads wide. She too uses a glass crystal dildo but puts it aside to show her blowjob talents when a cock appears. It's a treat to see her swollen pussy lips swallow the dick. She puts her whole body into fucking and then dick-sucking, with a side of ass-licking for good measure. Moving the whole upper body is, I suspect, the ergonomically-correct blowjob technique; probably much easier on neck and shoulders. Lola's flexibility is without question as she raises a leg by her face for deeper penetration. One of the best shots shows her hand playing with her furry mound with her nipples and shadowy underboob at the top of the screen. Lola seems to be a considerate partner, treating him to a toe-sucking while he rams his dick into her doggie-style. The fucking soon produces the desired result of spunk on her hairpie, and her cummy lips seem to quiver as she rubs them.
Blonde pink dream Victoria Rush gets the Devil's Film cover girl and final scene. Her tits are large, round, and natural-looking with giant dark areolas. Her bush is sort of a "gone to seed" Brazilian, super-long and thick down the landing strip and much shorter down the sides. She gets the best muff-diving in addition to the coveted pimp spot in the lineup. His tonguing spreads her dark outer and dusky inner lips to show her delicate pink vulva. First insertion is reverse cowgirl, and already there's body fluid on her hairy cunt. Victoria gets full marks for genre understanding, sensually running her fingers through her bush without blocking our view of the cock enjoying her pussy. She smiles a brilliant white smile while rear-entry fucking shakes her tits and ass. Camerawork is excellent, alternating between closeup insertion and full-body fuck shots with the occasional zoom on dark nipples. Victoria smiles throughout when she's not arching her back or head in pleasure. Her hairy beaver hides the inner lips unless she's spreading them. Victoria's best smile greets the thick white jizz on her bush as she rubs her fingers luxuriously through it.
The DVD is typical Devil's Film quality, shot in HD anamorphic widescreen, well-lit throughout, and choosing positions that maximize viewing of both penetration and hairy female genitalia. Menus allow direct selection of each scene and chapter breaks occur at position changes.
Cum On My Hairy Pussy 9 features a beautiful lineup of hairy-bushed girls in a well-presented DVD. It's one of the best in the series, a solid 4 1/2 Star porn flick. Pick it up from Adult DVD Empire!
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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