Porn Review: Cum On My Hairy Pussy 9

Cum On My Hairy Pussy 9 is one of the absolute best installments in Devil's Film's ongoing tribute to Bush.


Candy Sweet begins scene 1 with the cliched "visit to the doctor" porn meme.  A stethoscope examination is the impetus for removal of clothing.  Candy is a very sweet-smiled brunette with a cute and unique beauty mark/mole on her face.  I have a feeling the "doctor" is in fact *not* a certified medical professional--a stethoscopic examination of the mons pubis is no procedure I am aware of!  The doctor is able to quickly determine that hair spills all around the pubic area in thick curls.  The unorthodox medical examination continues with vaginal testing by both finger and tongue of the doctor.  Candy must have one of the "Cadillac" insurance plans we've been hearing about.  In a surprise reversal of doctor/patient roles, Candy begins an oral examination of this quack's penis.


Further tests seem to be proven necessary and Candy has decided that the most accurate diagnosis can be achieved by inserting the doctor's penis into her vagina.  The examination progresses back to oral evaluation of penis condition while Candy's hand tests scrotum response and functionality.  Penis-based interior vaginal testing then continues in multiple positions--the doctor at least appears exhaustive in his methodology.  If I were Candy, though, I might find his CTT (clitoral-tongue-tasting) test to be a bit cursory.  Perhaps if Candy had given as thorough a review of his medical credentials as to his rear-entry coital technique she might have gotten more from her visit to the doctor.  It cannot be said that she gets nothing from seeing the doctor; she leaves with a sperm sample injected into her vagina  Perhaps this doctor is a closet physicist; he is clearly interested in the effect of gravity upon semen expelled into the female genitalia through coitus and orgasm.


Pale-breasted, shy-looking Abbey is the talent for scene 2.  Her bush is lightly covered in downy-soft long hair.  She shyly strokes her pussy and inserts two fingers before using a red liquid filled crystal dildo in her twat.  Her partner has her lick first the dildo, then his cock, and then his ass.  She takes his dick in a boob-shaking reverse cowgirl, spreading her legs widely to reveal the extent of her furburger.  Doggie style treats the viewer to some nice pussy gapes when he pulls his dick out.  I like the pink paleness of her areolas and nipples, and also like that she smiles more and more as she's fucked.  Her pussy still shows a nice gape as she rubs the spooge in.


Laura in scene 3 is a thin-waisted brunette with a kind face.  She has a hairy pussy.  Wait, let me phrase this right: she has a HAIRY PUSSY.  She gives my standard of hairiness (and possibly my reason for adoring a jungle of a bush) a run for the money.  (That's the girl in the orgy scene at the end of Traci I Love You if you're curious (which you should be).)  She warms up with a clear silicone dick before the real thing goes first in her mouth and then her cunt.  He's a very tight fit in her ass as several firm strokes there wave her labia at the viewer.  His cock goes quickly on a cross-country circuit from dirt road to love tunnel to mouth.  She keeps her legs well-spread to show her delightful pubic hair thicket.  The highlight is intense reverse cowgirl and doggie style anal sex showing both orifices in all their glory.  Her anus has a slight tracework of long hair around its red, cock-abused center.  Alternation between anal sex and pussy fucking continues throughout the scene.  Sweat and pussy juice begins to bead up in her pubic hair, a mix to which love butter is soon added.


Scene 4 stars Lola, a shorthaired dirty blonde with a round, sexy face.  She slips her red dress to her waist, exposing handful-size tits and lacy red panties.  Lola also has a hairy pussy.  (I'm beginning to sense a pattern here!)  She is of the longer, lighter variety instead of the "Heart of Darkness" wild look.  Lola's outer pussy lips are quite full, hiding the inner labia until she spreads wide.  She too uses a glass crystal dildo but puts it aside to show her blowjob talents when a cock appears.  It's a treat to see her swollen pussy lips swallow the dick.  She puts her whole body into fucking and then dick-sucking, with a side of ass-licking for good measure.  Moving the whole upper body is, I suspect, the ergonomically-correct blowjob technique; probably much easier on neck and shoulders.  Lola's flexibility is without question as she raises a leg by her face for deeper penetration.  One of the best shots shows her hand playing with her furry mound with her nipples and shadowy underboob at the top of the screen.  Lola seems to be a considerate partner, treating him to a toe-sucking while he rams his dick into her doggie-style.  The fucking soon produces the desired result of spunk on her hairpie, and her cummy lips seem to quiver as she rubs them.


Blonde pink dream Victoria Rush gets the Devil's Film cover girl and final scene.  Her tits are large, round, and natural-looking with giant dark areolas.  Her bush is sort of a "gone to seed" Brazilian, super-long and thick down the landing strip and much shorter down the sides.  She gets the best muff-diving in addition to the coveted pimp spot in the lineup.  His tonguing spreads her dark outer and dusky inner lips to show her delicate pink vulva.  First insertion is reverse cowgirl, and already there's body fluid on her hairy cunt.  Victoria gets full marks for genre understanding, sensually running her fingers through her bush without blocking our view of the cock enjoying her pussy.  She smiles a brilliant white smile while rear-entry fucking shakes her tits and ass.  Camerawork is excellent, alternating between closeup insertion and full-body fuck shots with the occasional zoom on dark nipples.  Victoria smiles throughout when she's not arching her back or head in pleasure.  Her hairy beaver hides the inner lips unless she's spreading them.  Victoria's best smile greets the thick white jizz on her bush as she rubs her fingers luxuriously through it.


The DVD is typical Devil's Film quality, shot in HD anamorphic widescreen, well-lit throughout, and choosing positions that maximize viewing of both penetration and hairy female genitalia.  Menus allow direct selection of each scene and chapter breaks occur at position changes.


Cum On My Hairy Pussy 9 features a beautiful lineup of hairy-bushed girls in a well-presented DVD.  It's one of the best in the series, a solid 4 1/2 Star porn flick.  Pick it up from Adult DVD Empire!