Porn Review: Circa '82

In Vivid Alt's concept porn title Circa '82, director Dave Naz brings together all the goodness of modern porn quality with the classic 80s feel of my formative years as a pervert.  The colors, mood, and style make me expect to see Seka or Christy Canyon walking on the set!

Scene 1 stars Ashley Blue wearing fine striped shirt and platform sandals.  After a ferocious blowjob, she quickly has a cock right up her ass.  The hair along her cunt lips really adds to the vibe, reminding me of all the girls with hair from top of the mound all the way past asshole.  The highlights of the scene are Ashley being held up in the air by a standing Tony T while he drop-fucks her butt and standing doggie anal.  She finally raises her shirt to show tiny, bouncing tits in reverse cowgirl (still anal all the way).  Her ass-pounding finally comes to an end with a thick blast of spooge to the tonsils.

Maya Hills starts out scene 2 with a look at her checkered Vans--was she alive when those shoes came out?  Maya wraps her full lips around some dick in a sensuous blowjob, while using her hand to show her crotch off.  Doggie style with nipples barely uncovered is the fucking appetizer.  She mounts him cowgirl with a flourished curlicue all the way down his cock, alternating between vigorous thrust and slow grind.  Maya does a sweet ball lick, then lies back and spreads for more fucking.  From the side, she almost channels that Tracii Lords (the later years, you perv!) look with her full lips and straight bottle blonde hair.  Between the legs camera work makes her asshole look so inviting while she's dicked, and the way she keeps the jizz on her tongue and licks her lips is a perfect finish.

Gorgeous Lexi Belle is eyecatching in golden cheerleader bloomers as she kneels over her guy's dick.  Fast cowgirl features some great waist-down full-length grinds from Lexi and his balls slapping against his asshole.  A quick 69 changes to a closeup of her swollen pussy lips stretching in reverse cowgirl.  Some wild bounces let her pert tits steal the show for a bit, and then she lays on her side for some cock from behind.  After a variety of other positions, her 80s makeup and fashionplate hairstyle look is completed with sperm trailing down her cheek.

Sasha Grey captures a perfect 80s look with long hair, Chuck Taylors, short skirt, and red cotton panties.  She hungrily devours Julius Ceazher's thick cock before her red panties are moved aside.  He teases her for a few strokes and then gets down to serious fucking.  Her panties wrap around her Cons and she does a standing split that showcases her healthily thick bush.  Vigorous sex through several positions, especially a good standing sequence, culminates in cum dripping off Sasha's lips.

Madison Lane (scene 5) quickly raises her shirt to show long pointy nipples and eagerly gobbles prick.  Quick anal insertion is followed by hard pounding.  She firmly rubs her clit while Ashley Blue comes in to watch.  When his cock comes out of her ass, Ashley decides she wants a taste as the two girls take turns deep-throating him.  Madison skillfully guides his cock back into her anus for wholesome buttfucking, along with some helping licks from Ashley when he slips out.  The scene is made by Ashley alternately blowing bubbles with her gum and giving a lazy ass-to-mouth.  It's a pity that too much self-frigging by Madison hides her cute bush and pouty cunt, but a change to reverse cowgirl gives the fix I want.  The cumshot is straight into her mouth, and she makes the most of it by sticking out her tongue with a large pile of spunk on it.

Circa '82 is truly the perfect title for the film.  The filmography is more focused on whole-body movement than fucking closeups, and there's a feeling of casualness and ennui to the sex conjures carefree, pre-HIV fear days.  Cameras occasionally lose focus or linger on a non-erogenous body part but it seems to be stylistic affectation rather than sloppy pornomatography.  The girls are all-natural and soft as opposed to the hardbody, super-silicone, big-haired ideal that swept porn in the mid 80s.  Few porn films manage to be artful and contain high-quality fucking; this nostalgic homage is a delightful exception.  I give it 4 1/2 ultra-horny stars, and if your formative years in porn are like mine, go ahead and add an extra half star to make it a solid 5!