In my porn-lovin' heart, I can't honestly say that I've ever seen an ugly pussy, so I'm proceeding under the assumption that Third Degree Films' Pretty Pussies Please 5 is, in fact, referring to all the female parts attached to said pussy as "pretty" rather than a beautiful vagina on its own.
Shawna Lenee kicks off the film with her ultra-pointy nipples and round tits. She rubs herself spread-legged before wrapping hands and mouth around a cock. She looks cartoon-sexy in her long fake eyelashes but her head-bob while giving a blowjob is total hot. Her partner gives her a nice clit-licking; then they settle in for some 69. Reverse cowgirl leads off the fornication, and it's a real ball-slapping, ramrodding fuck that has Shawna writhing. She has a massively swollen clit--as big as I've ever seen in porn before. There's more cocksucking before she's getting the same hard fucking in cowgirl. Then Shawna takes over, doing first the ass-slap and then the clit-grind. A quick change to spoon shows off her cameltoe, and then her cunt's full of cock again. The fuck intensity stays high through a face-down, ass-up doggie that once again puts her giant clit on display. The cumshot paints the back of Shawna's throat, and she proudly shows us that it all went down.
Scene 2 starts with Tori Black showing her pretty pussy credentials by spreading wide. (Yes, astute viewer, her DVD cover photo is a mirror image, as betrayed by the wrong side for her tattoo.) Her guy gets a slow, wet, gentle-but-deep blowjob on his super-curved dick. Then Tori's bouncing on his cock with gravity-defying hair everywhere. Next comes reverse cowgirl, which sets Tori's pert, athletic breasts moving up and down. Her arch-backed style lets her ram down hard and fast on the cock. She spreads her legs wide for doggie-style, and yes, if I can't smack her ass personally, seeing it happen is the next-best thing. There are several withdrawals and re-insertions, but unfortunately there's no gape caught by the camera. After a quick rimjob, she wiggles her middle finger around in her cute asshole, then shoots us the bird while she licks it. At last I spot a little gape. Then she lies back for more muff-diving and returns her finger to her anus. Spoon shows the whole beautiful package, cute face, perky tits, flat tummy, and trim pussy with swollen lips. Her eye makeup is also running a bit now, making Tori look like she's fucking her all. A little more oral fills her mouth with spunk, which she swallows with a twinkle in her eye.
Dark-haired Mina Leigh is masturbating at the start of scene 3. Her bush is trimmed to a dark triangle pointing down at her clit and even darker pussy lips. Her puffy nipples poke out from small, pert breasts. She uses a large, clear dildo on her twat that gives a great show when surrounded by her indigo-dark labia. Mina also gives an anal flexing show that has me hoping for a cock up her ass in the near future. Her partner doesn't have to move a muscle to get her deep-throating him. Cowgirl has her browneye again on prominent display. After that, spoon has her pussy lips moving along his sliding dick, with occasional glimpses of shocking pink interior. They are then on to the anal sex (however, I dock them a point for an off-camera insertion)! Mina's wet, red gaping pussy moves with the buttfucking, pink vaginal entrance clearly visible. Change to reverse cowgirl is accomplished without withdrawal from her ass, and if anything her twat is redder and more spread than before. Doggie style finally shows anal insertion, but after the ass-pounding she's already had, it lacks the resistance of initial anal sex. In compensation, we get several good anal gapes. She does a quick ass-to-mouth for a chin-dripping facial that coats her from lips to breasts.
Ann Marie Rios uses a chrome vibrator to get in the mood in scene 4. She gives a jerky blowjob that borders on ADHD; every motion is done quickly and nothing lasts more than a few seconds. This is followed by a questionable titty-fuck (as she doesn't really have enough to wrap the shaft). Worse yet, she keeps up inane banter for the duration; I can't imagine watching more than a few minutes without muting her. Her partner does a lot of twat-spitting before getting down to some pussy licking and ass munching. He puts his shaft in her doggie-style and goes to work. Ann Marie can't seem to keep still, squeezing her tits, smacking his ass, and pulling down on his nutsack, among other things. Her best fucking is cowgirl viewed from the side, which at least channels her incessant, spasmodic motion into something resembling sexy. When she's still, she actually does have a lithe, sexy body--her motion is simply so jerky it's distracting. Spoon improves things, as she's in a fairly immobile position. He finishes with a cumshot on the crotch, and my least favorite scene of the film is over.
The final scene is Tanya James and her super-silicone breasts. She gives her pussy a slow rub with one finger between the labia before spreading her pink wings. She has massive dark curlicue lips. Next she's devouring a thick dick in an impressive deep-throat while 69ing. First insertion is cowgirl, and her ass is spread wide. A super-spread missionary gives a good labia display, but makes her augmented breasts look very artificial. Her stomach puffs in and out nicely with each cock stroke. Tanya is visibly aroused by the fucking--she grimaces, moans, and is getting sweaty from exertion. Her partner gives her a vigorous clit-rub while licking her asshole. She kneels and they're fucking again, as she bites the covers of the bed. Spoon allows him to be root-deep in her, as her large pussy petals cling to his cock. The treat of the scene is reverse cowgirl, where first he's totally still while she moves and then she squats motionlessly for a jackhammering of a fuck. A quick knee-high missionary leaves her smiling through cum rolling down her chin.
Pretty Pussies Please 5 is solid modern-day Porn Valley, enthusiastically varied fucking with pretty-but-forgettable talent and one money scene--with the lovely Tori Black--that makes watching worthwhile. Video is quality anamorphic widescreen with no distractions or picture issues. I give it a good 3 1/2 stars, good seed-spilling stuff if not great. Tori's scene will satisfy fans and win her new ones long after the other scenes are forgotten.
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